Well….whichever it is, I’ve committed it.
I live in the land of the Aran jumper. You know, cream-multi-stitch-knitted-marvels, periodically coming into and going out of the hearts of fashion, but a staple to knittingdom nonetheless.
I am the owner of an aran-inspired knit cardigan. Cotton, not wool, but still intricate in its hand-knit-but-not-by-me stitchery.

And so…
Warning: Rationalisation Diversion Ahead
…I never wear it anymore. It sits in my wardrobe, yellowing with time. Oh sure, I wore it when I was a L’Oreal-Number-Seven-brunette, but those days are no more. And to wear it now? Hmmm….I’m sure I would tire of the enquiries after my health as I’d look so poorly…pale cardigan, pale skin, pale hair. The gray of the hair and cream of the fibre fighting it out for supremacy, with my complexion as the loser. No thank you.
Right, so living simply means trying to minimize excess and I can’t bear to have this cardigan taking up precious storage space. Okay, diversion done…
Cold weather is upon us and now drastic steps have been taken in the quest for a new piece of winter apparel.

As the cardigan is 100% cotton and washable, it’s a great candidate for sporting a new colour, sympathetic to my new colouring.
Instructions are fairly clear. In goes the dye. In goes the salt. In goes the dampened cardigan. Shut goes the door….oh my goodness….what have I done?!? Sigh. Can’t go back now. No changing of the mind. I can’t watch as the dye runs through every single fibre of the cardigan. Gonna distract myself by taking down Christmas decorations…
(A few hours later…)
Final result? Have to say that the in-real-life colour is a darker, truer green…

If you’re an aran purist, my deepest apologies, but treason or no, I’m quite happy with the results!